passingmeme | fourth wall event is a go

FOURTH WALL EVENT START

Welcome to the world of your dreams.

Anything you've ever wanted to be, anything you ever could have been exists here and now. There are no limits to one's dreams. Anything that can happen, will happen here. You're in as much control, or lack of control, as you want to be in.

who: anyone and everyone, not just game members! all are invited to participate, from any verse you choose. imported game cr, oc's, au's, fandom oc's, doubles etc. anything goes here.

where: the setting is onepassingnight's theme: dreams! so go crazy with the setting. it's your dream.

what: a crack meme for crack fun :)

how: put your character and fandom in the subject of your comment in some form. otherwise, the rest is up to you. first-person, prose, action, etc. you decide.

one rule: if you are planning to play out a mature subject in your thread/the thread turns mature in any way (ie. murder, sex, etc.) put a warning in the subject at the moment the mature subject starts.

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[ Trying so very hard not to twitch. Saber glances at the minister, and then leans in close to Arthur, hissing under her breath. ] You take this prank a little too far.

[ Because this has to be a joke. A giant, un-hilarious joke. ]

[He'll take advantage of what onlookers will probably assume to be an exchange of whispers of sweet nothings to hiss back;]

A prank? [A beat.] What are you talking about?

[The minister clears his throat and raises an eyebrow, but nevertheless continues prattling on through his speech.]

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[ Oh sweet Mother of Jesus. Saber pales considerably, her stomach dropping. She ignores the priest, for now. ] Surely you jest. This isn't real. [ ...please don't let it be real. ]

[He starts to say something in reply but is soon interrupted.]

'And do you, Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot, take Her Ladyship Saber to be your wife and queen of the realm?'

[Arthur glances down at the crowd –at his father– and then turns back to Saber. He nods stiffly.]

I do.

[ She wasn't having it. The priest turned to her after Arthur's response, and nodded once towards her. ] 'And do you, Lady Saber, take Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot to be your husband?'

[ She stared right into Arthur's eyes as she answered, completely unphased. ] No.

[Almost immediately, the crowd recoils in surprise. This isn't usually how the dreams go, and as is such the scene itself flickers briefly. Arthur just stares, apparently caught between surprise, relief ~~and a vague sense of offense~~.

The King isn't nearly as pleased, however, and stands up from the crowd to point at Saber.]

'What is the meaning of this? You would dare reject an heir from the House of Camelot?'

[ Saber drops Arthur's hands, and turns to the King, nodding once, in all seriouness. ] I will not be made to stand by as a Queen when I have a more important battle to face. Besides..

[ And at this, she makes a distinctly uncomfortable face. ] Marrying myself is... odd.

[Aaand things just got weirder. Somewhere, Arthur's sure Merlin's laughing about all of this.]

...I beg your pardon?

[ Flatly. ] My name is Arturia Pendragon. The Once and Future King.

fourth wall event is a go

I love throwing her at all Arthurs for the brainbreak...

He's only met one other Saber before. It doesn't happen nearly as often as it should.

THAT IS A TRAVESTY.

SRSLY. Also akjf I don't know her canon very well, so please excuse any title fail.

ALL GOOD. She doesn't use her true name/actual title at all.

Oh! All right then.

It is a long story!! tl;dr she doesn't think she's worthy of the pendragon name right now rofl

Oh these Pendragons. So hard on themselves. :|a

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