→→Offer to help put the pieces away →→Schedule a rematch in the future →→Walk away →→Player's choice
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Yeah, he is. xD Meh, he'll break her eventually. Messed-up pairings are fun. <3
You play very well. However, to win against me, you need to rely on what you fear will fail you again.
[OOC: Your pairing is officially stabbier than mine. xD]